From a workbook dating between 2007 & 2009, in Madison Co. NC. Note the dramatic arc (amoebic), w/a type of denouement.

Valor Spaghetti Sauce

Too Pure Washing Powder

Untoward Hot Sauce

Ground Down Analgesic Balm

Hyper Mama Vitamins

Xanthan Gum Mood Stabilizer>>>Box It Away

Suck Boy Personal Lubricant

Forgotten Daughter Window Cleaner>>>See Yourself

Spite & Anathema Pudding Mix>>>For Kids

Histrionic Bloody Mary Mix>>> Makes Much Out Of Nothing

Metropolitan Bucolic Converter>>>WORKS!

Friable Dumbass Remover>>>Friable

Swarthy Can Opener>>>LESS MESS

Jumbled Logic PIPE TOBACCO

eternal shame PANTY LINER